"For a better start in life, Start COLA earlier!
How soon is too soon?
Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and "fitting in" during those awkward pre-teen and teen years.
So, do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness.
The Soda Pop Board of America
1515 W. Hart Ave - Chicago, IL
- Promotes Active Lifestyle!
- Boosts Personality!
- Gives body essential sugars!"
4 comments:
And does wonders for their teeth.
I've been informed it's not real.
Damn...
Sometimes I was given Coke syrup when I was sick, so there's a bit of truth in the ad (even if it's phony).
How are they going to handle meth if they don't start with stimulants early?
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