You can dress up like a sultan in your onion head hat

This is a favorite Cake song of mine...it has been in my head all day....


We are building a religion,
We are building it bigger.
We are widening the corridors and adding more lanes.
We are building a religion,
A limited edition
We are now accepting callers for these pendant keychains.
To resist it is useless,
It is useless to resist it
His cigarette is burning but it never needs to ash
He is grooming his poodle
He is living comfort eagle
You can meet at his location but you'd better come with cash

Now his hat is on backwards. He can show you his tattoos
He is in the music buisness - he is calling you "DUDE!"

Now today is tomorrow and tomorrow's today
And yesterday is weaving in and out
And the fluffy white lines that the airplane leaves behind
Are drifting right in front of the waning of the moon

He is handling the money, he's serving the food,
He knows about your party - he is calling you "DUDE!"

Now, do you believe in the one big sign?
The double wide shine on the boot hills of your prime
Doesn't matter if you're skinny. Doesn't matter if you're fat.
You can dress up like a sultan in your onion-head hat.

We are building a religion. We are making a brand.
We're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
Take a bite of this apple, Mr. Corporate Events,
Take a walk through the jungle of cardboard shades and tents
Some people drink pepsi. Some people drink coke.
The wacky morning d.j. says democracy's a joke.

He says " Now do you believe in the one big song?"
He's now accepting callers who would like to sing along
He says, "Do you believe in the one true edge?"
By fastening your safety belts and stepping towards the ledge

He is handling the money, he is serving the food.
He is now accepting callers - he is calling me "DUDE!"

Do you believe in the one big sign?
The double wide shine on the boot hills of your prime.

There's no need to ask directions if you ever lose your mind.
We're behind you. We're behind you.
And let us please remind you
We can send a car to find you
If you ever lose your way.

We are building a religion.
We are building it bigger.