I know what I will say when the ducks come

I, for one, am going to know what to say when the ducks show up. I've made a list of phrases, and although I don't know which one to use yet, they are all good enough in case they showed up tomorrow. Many people won't know what to say when the ducks show up, but I will. Maybe I'll say, "Oh wonderful ducks!" I practice these sayings every day, and even though the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say.

~Steve Martin


Magnus said…
For a moment there I thought you had popped a gasket, but then saw the Steve Martin attached to it.

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