I for one welcome our new monkey alien overlords

I saw the coolest thing last night. After Lydias (a local pub) closed out after a great ska show, one of the guys that owns the local climbing gym (friend of a friend) just up and climbed up the lamp post on the corner, swung from the light part and swug around like spiderman to sit on top of it for a bit. He looked in the red light at the top, blinked and then, just as fast, climbed back down in aboput 4 moves all monkey like. I've never seen anything like it. And no I was not drunk and there were about 50 or so people there to make me sure I didn't just imagine it.
Altho, now I'm convinced he's not human...