Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Open letter to the breast cancer cell lines in the incubator

Dear cancer cells,

Would you please cooperate and grow in your little flasks for me? Don't you see how your little friends MB-435S and HBL-100 are having a great time floating about in their new homes? Yes, I know, I know... it's true that I want to figure out better ways to grow you up so I can better identify you and kill you, but really-it's a team effort here. Come on...show a little love. I need your help with this.
I can't do this without you...you need to pull your weight on this project.
My Master's won't write itself you know.

Make with the growing please...

Sincerely,
Geo

3 comments:

Missicat said...

Yes, please grow!

the Bag Lady said...

You probably can't blame the cells for not growing - especially now that you've TOLD them you are gonna kill them!!
But to be honest? I hope they do grow so you can figure out the best was to destroy them!!

Geosomin said...

I've been talking to them in a soothing voice. It works for plants, so I figure it can't hurt...

They're so darn hard to grow in a lab...

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