I love the smell of Shatner in the morning
Yes, a new cologne, called Tiberious is being made to commemorate the new Trek movie. Apparently (*snort*) there will also be a RedShirt and Ponfar scent line...for all you accident prone people and vulcan lovers out there...
If I could make it throught the whole ordeal at the cologne counter with a straight face I'd be curious to see just what it smells like...apparently there are hints of citrus, black pepper, and cedar. Mmmm. Tasty.
I can just see nuzzling up to J on a cold eveniing..."oh, what is that alluring smell? Mmmm...hints of Shatner...Oh Tiberius! Take me now..."
*fade to black*