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Thursday, March 05, 2009

I love the smell of Shatner in the morning

Trekkies of the world twitch about and rejoice, for you too can now smell like his greatness, James Tiberius Kirk.

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Yes, a new cologne, called Tiberious is being made to commemorate the new Trek movie. Apparently (*snort*) there will also be a RedShirt and Ponfar scent line...for all you accident prone people and vulcan lovers out there...

If I could make it throught the whole ordeal at the cologne counter with a straight face I'd be curious to see just what it smells like...apparently there are hints of citrus, black pepper, and cedar. Mmmm. Tasty.

I can just see nuzzling up to J on a cold eveniing..."oh, what is that alluring smell? Mmmm...hints of Shatner...Oh Tiberius! Take me now..."

*fade to black*

4 comments:

the Bag Lady said...

Pepper makes me sneeze.....

Pacian said...

Do you reckon the redshirt scent attracts space monsters?

Geosomin said...

Perhaps. I love that it's slogan is
"Because tomorrow may never come"

diddums said...

That's my philosophy. That's why my dresser is now bulging with perfumes. Not seen this Star Trek one, though...